I would just like to take a moment to note how thoroughly much I hate greenery. Green is an eye-burning color. Just because some plants decided to evolve so that they get food through a thing called chlorophyll, suddenly green is supposed to mean life and beauty and all that bullshit.

I hate greenery. I really, really hate greenery.

So.

Who here really likes space battles?

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( Locked to Tony's mansion )

[Broadcast opens with a SMASH of breaking glass.

And then silence.

Silence.

More silence.

And finally, after an inordinately long time:]

Well, fuck.

I would like to know what makes an Earth sky more orderly than a Mars sky. Is there something about fucking Raleigh Scattering and refraction that makes blue more orderly than red?

What the fuck difference does it make?

I, uh. Have nothing to say, really.

How's the ascension going?

Okay.

School's ready to open. So: who wants to lean bending? Or, who wants to learn other things, for that matter? I'd call myself qualified on bending, and on the history of my world.

And, for that matter, since I've been here for a good while, on the history of Nautilus. Glad to explain it to anyone who hasn't heard it before.

Any takers?

So I'm back.

Hi.

Sorry. About that. Not that many of you know what I'm apologizing for, and, yeah, if something's happened to the school while I was gone, someone's going down.

Also how long has it been since the clones disappeared? I don't even know the rate of time passes between here and home.

( LOCKED to Rip, Megatron, America )

I killed him.

Oh Christ. [some muttering in Arabic, from which 'Allah' can be distinguished]

Help me.